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If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
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A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
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If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
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The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
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I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
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Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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I'm the girl your parents warned you about.
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Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
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I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
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I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
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I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
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I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
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One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
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I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
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:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
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(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
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Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
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Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
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My calculations are U+ME=US!
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(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
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The rich get richer and the poor get children
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
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Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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My door is always open so feel free to leave
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
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I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
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You're unique, just like everyone else....
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Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
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Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
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Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
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Diamonds are a girls best friend
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I may be blonde but im not stupid
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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
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He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
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I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
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Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
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The higher you are, the farther you fall
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
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There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
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If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
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I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
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You gotta be rich to get this bitch
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Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
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If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
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Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
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I want to be a millionaire!
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The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
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B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
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If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
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The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
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My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!
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Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!
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Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!
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I only play soccer on days that end in y!
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Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
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Dont steal, the government hates competition
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Bithes aint shit
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I Am Laughing At Your Nick Name
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I Am A Contract Killer. I Kill People For Money.You Are My Friend I Will Kill You For Nothing.
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Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
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It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
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I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
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Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
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Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
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I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
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When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
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Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
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Inspect MY gadget
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There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
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Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
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Love must be a game that I always loose
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Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
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How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
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It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
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Love is hell
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Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper
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If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
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Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy
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Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
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Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
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Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do
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while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips
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I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
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Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart
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Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart
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Im falling for you ... please catch me
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There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do
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Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
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I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh!
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If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?
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Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that?
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You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
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That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back
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If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands
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Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me
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Life's too short to date ugly guyz
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I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u?
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Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, damn he's fine, I was his six and damn gurl he was my nine
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I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice
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Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy
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Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
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Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
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You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place
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Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
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I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me
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I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me
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I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
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Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award
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I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!
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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power
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If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
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You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom!
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If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break
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Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride
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Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
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At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me
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If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
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I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake
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A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women!
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No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE!
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Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
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Im busy... your ugly... cya
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Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
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Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
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What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
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Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
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True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending
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If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
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Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
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Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should
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Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
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Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
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Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
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Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
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Don't Denie It Until You Try It!
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Its A Shark In My Bathroom
